Friday, January 27, 2017

You might be a Democrat...

If you're offended that Donald Trump once said the p-word, but not by Bill Clinton getting blow jobs in the Oval Office by a 21-year old intern...

If you're against the death penalty but are OK with abortion...

If you think the NY Times is too conservative...

If you believe Russians hacked the election, but there's no need to investigate the possibility of voter fraud...

If you punch someone in the face while wearing a "Love Trumps Hate" T-shirt...

If you can voice your presidential assassination fantasies in public without fear of consequences...

If you think requiring ID is racist, but thinking minorities are too stupid and incompetent to attain an ID is not...

If you think dressing up in white and intimidating blacks to keep them from voting was done by Republicans...

If you think every man is a rapist, but if he puts on a dress, your daughter is perfectly safe with him in a locker room...

If you think a college graduate with a BA degree in Social Justice Studies should receive a starting salary of $100,000 a year...

If you gloat about how "dumb" Americans are, but insist that our public school system is perfect and can't be improved (except by throwing more money at it)...

If you wear genitals on your head and expect to be taken seriously...

... You might be a Democrat

More here.


Fear the resistance!



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