Check That Can't Be Cashed

So this happened:

Send us proof of Ted Cruz playing basketball https://t.co/MgGLnsscPf pic.twitter.com/mpxI5EBQkK

— Deadspin (@Deadspin) January 23, 2017

@Deadspin what do I win? pic.twitter.com/9XuRmmIkJS

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 25, 2017

@tedcruz Go eat shit.

— Deadspin (@Deadspin) January 25, 2017

@Deadspin pic.twitter.com/TMiDBco2TB

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) January 25, 2017

Congrats. You won Deadspin. @tedcruz @Zane_Michaels @Deadspin pic.twitter.com/6rDEy4J7rz

— Tango-Foxtrot (@TFinn82) January 25, 2017

Ted Cruz is a pathetic asshole, his social media intern's joke was basic, and complaints should go to marchman at deadspin dot com.

— Tim Marchman (@timmarchman) January 25, 2017

Unsurprising that not one Ted Cruz-supporting cuck/Twitter user is willing to face me in the UFC octagon.

— Tim Marchman (@timmarchman) January 25, 2017

Hundreds of dudes who can't do a pushup are tweeting at me but literally not even one has had the brass to send me an email.

— Tim Marchman (@timmarchman) January 25, 2017

I'm your huckleberry. I also take note that you are a pathetic cyber bully. My email is tim@rangerup.com I'm available at your leisure. https://t.co/6AS3qAllXV

— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) January 25, 2017

Whoops.  For the record, this is Tim Kennedy: