Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Infinite Monkey Theorem Proven

The Infinite Monkey Theorem states that given enough monkeys typing randomly, they will eventually put out the complete works of Shakespeare... or something like that. The New York Times proves it to be correct by actually publishing a meaningful article:

If Donald Trump Targets Journalists, Thank Obama
WASHINGTON — If Donald J. Trump decides as president to throw a whistle-blower in jail for trying to talk to a reporter, or gets the F.B.I. to spy on a journalist, he will have one man to thank for bequeathing him such expansive power: Barack Obama... 
...Many journalism groups say the record is clear. Over the past eight years, the administration has prosecuted nine cases involving whistle-blowers and leakers, compared with only three by all previous administrations combined. It has repeatedly used the Espionage Act, a relic of World War I-era red-baiting, not to prosecute spies but to go after government officials who talked to journalists.
Under Mr. Obama, the Justice Department and the F.B.I. have spied on reporters by monitoring their phone records, labeled one journalist an unindicted co-conspirator in a criminal case for simply doing reporting.
Even the #FakeNews site, the Washington Post weighs in:
Obama’s attorney general repeatedly allowed the F.B.I. to use intrusive measures against reporters more often than any time in recent memory. The moral obstacles have been cleared for Trump’s attorney general to go even further, to forget that it’s a free press that has distinguished us from other countries, and to try to silence dissent by silencing an institution whose job is to give voice to dissent.
Liberals are finally learning that aiding and abetting the removal of checks and balances of our government isn't a good thing. But don't worry.  This "concern" will only last while a Republican is in office.


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