Maybe He Would Have Preferred Squealing Like a Pig

According to Time Magazine, a logbook from Guantanamo Bay includes entries for refusing a detainee a bathroom break, making him bark like a dog, and awakening him up with Christina Aguilera music.

Sen. Chuck Hagel had this to say:

It's not appropriate," said the Senator on CNN's "Late Edition." "It's not at all within the standards of who we are as a civilized people, what our laws are.

"If in fact we are treating prisoners this way, it's not only wrong, it's dangerous and very dumb and very shortsighted," the Nebraska Republican said.

"This is not how you win the people of the world over to our side, especially the Muslim world."

They’re blowing up school busses, killing children, and chopping people’s heads off; we’re making them play "See 'n Say" and listen to pop music; and according to Chuck “Blame America” Hagel, we’re the bad guys.