Vote, dammit! Vote!

Drudge reports that political intellects such as P. Diddy and Cameron Diaz have weighed in. If you don’t vote you will get raped, die, lose the tracking capability on your VCR, have your speed dial numbers programmed to dial old girlfriends, fall in love with a hardened pedophiliac, have nightmares about circus midgets, get Dutch elm disease and lose your car keys!!! For goodness sakes, VOTE!

On Oprah's Wednesday 'voting party' show featuring very important celebrities like P. Diddy (Vote or Die!), Drew Barrymore, Christina Aguilera, suffragette Cameron Diaz took to shock tactics to get the female vote out.

After a discussion on lynching and the vote, Diaz spoke of the dire consequences for women if they sit out this election:

Ms. DIAZ: We have a voice now, and we're not using it, and women have so much to lose. I mean, we could lose the right to our bodies. We could lo--if you think that rape should be legal, then don't vote. But if you think that you have a right to your body, and you have a right to say what happens to you and fight off that danger of losing that, then you should vote, and those are the...

WINFREY: It's your voice.

Ms. DIAZ: It's your voice. It's your voice, that's your right.

What’s next? The Backstreet Boys providing expert testimony on Mountain Top Removal?