News Flash: Inept Military lets stockpile of weapons disappear
No wait, can’t knock the military. Yeah, Bush is the one that sucks.
October Surprise: Inept Bush gives stockpile of weapons to terrorists!
What?! Someone beat us to the story? Who?... NBC… in March… 2003?! I thought our source was impeachable? Who was it?... Mohamed ElBaradei? He’s as impeachable as who?... Bill Burkett?! Ok, how about this angle?
Flash: Iraq is a dangerous place, full of dangerous weapons!
Huh? There are no weapons or terrorists in Iraq? You sure? Can there be, just for this article?... So what idiot is going to fall for this story?.. Oh yeah, right. Never mind…. Ok, I got it!
Right Wing media dupes CBS News and John Kerry into providing false information.
That’s it! Print it!
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