Friday, October 29, 2004

Another Ringing Kerry Endorsement

Why do terrorists hate Bush so much? The same reason the Russians hated Reagan, the Germans hated Roosevelt, the Romans hated Hannibal, Jimmy Connors hated Bjorn Borg...

Another surprise, this one by al Qaeda, was unreeled last night by ABC News. On videotape, a terrorist raghead, his weapon at the ready, warns that American streets will soon run "red with blood" to punish the Great Satan for electing, and threatening to re-elect, George W. and Dick Cheney. In earlier days such a threat from such a mortal enemy would have assured the re-election of the president. But election-eve terror worked in Spain, and who knows who the Americans are now. We'll get a clue next Tuesday.

1 comment:

Matthias said...

Wow, a comment! Well slap my fanny and call me Nancy.