Pope Fed Through Nose

This just in: Pope John Paul is “getting nutrition from a tube in his nose”. Michael Schiavo has petitioned the Florida Supreme Court on the Pontiff’s right-to-die. Schiavo is quoted as saying, “I distinctly recall the Pope telling me over a bacon cheeseburger that if ever had to be fed from tube, that he would rather slowly starve to death. Plus have you heard him recently? He can’t even talk. All that comes out of his mouth is some foreign sounding gobbledy gook.”